Comments on: Dutton says an anti-marriage equality song should be performed at the NRL grand final

By: John

John — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 00:27:43 +0000

What would you expect from this idiot- who is partly the reason there is a postal vote? Part of the homophobic Christian right in the coalition…

By: David Byles

David Byles — Sat, 30 Sep 2017 08:16:37 +0000

I remember years ago Tina turner and Jimmy Barnes sang simply the best so maybe they should sing you’re simply the worst this year

By: Peter

Peter — Sat, 30 Sep 2017 03:52:58 +0000

Came across your story in my newsfeed. Failed to find a suitable Duttonesque song, so wrote one. Delete it if you don’t like it.

DUTTON RAP – GOVERNMENT APPROVED HALF TIME SONG
My XY pokes your XX
That’s the proper sort of sex.
That’s the only sort of grooves
Which the government approves
It’s time, No, no, To make a stand
And know, No, no, that for our land,
The only model that really fits
Are non identical jiggly bits

Hey ho! Away we go!
Stand up and vote No No No!
Welcome to our half time show
Vote no, revote No, vote no.

Let me hear you say “Nah”

Only trad marriage is cool
Voting “Yes” is real fool-
-ishness. Bad. Just not dope.
(Dope is them that fills out “Nope”)
Your life and love
Is not our biz?
The “No” we’ll tick,
Says it so is!

SSM? We don’t think so!
Stand up and vote No No No!
Welcome to our half time show
Vote no, revote No, vote no.
Yes votes to the bin must go…
– Suck on this, you flake of snow …

Let me hear you say “Nah”

Etc.

By: Dave

Dave — Fri, 29 Sep 2017 02:11:12 +0000

Peter Dutton is obviously a genius, but he’s thinking too narrowly. Why limit it to only playing a song in rebuttle of Same Love? We need to hear rebuttles of EVERY song at the NRL grand final. They need to play the losing team’s song at the end of the game as well as the winning team’s song. They need to play A.B. Original’s Australia Day right after they play Advance Australia Fair, and perhaps also the North Korean national anthem to make sure the balance is appropriate.

And next election, I look forward to Peter Dutton endorsing the Labor Party just as much as the Liberal Party because what always matters is balance. (Actually, you can scrap that, Peter Dutton is doing plenty to help out the ALP every time he opens his mouth.)