Gay Canadian’s First Experience Of Marathon Sydney Mardi Gras Weekend Goes Viral
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A TikTok of a gay Canadian tourist experiencing the marathon Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras weekend coupled with the addition of Sydney WorldPride has gone viral.聽
In the post, Canadian Chris Zou shares an update from Mardi Gras.聽
鈥淚 know I haven’t updated you guys since I came to Sydney,鈥� Zou says.
鈥淏ut honestly, I’m shocked that I am still alive. Because you guys 鈥� my mates 鈥� did not warn me about Mardi Gras.
‘When The Fuck Do These People Sleep’
鈥淭his is not just a regular party. You know, back at home, when you have a party, it would start at maybe 11 pm and end at 5 am and that’s considered a pretty wild night? But here no, no, no, no 鈥� you have a pre-party at someone’s place. And then you have a day party that starts at like, 2 or 3 pm. And then it ends at 10 pm. And I’m like, 鈥榦h, great! Now I can go home and sleep early’. No, no, no 鈥� you got to a night party after that that starts from 10 pm to like 5 am.聽
鈥淭hen there’s an after-party at someone’s place, that ends at 9 am. And then what? Brunch!
鈥淲hen the fuck do these people sleep!鈥�
Mardi Gras and WorldPride Are The Same
Also, Zou, thinking that Mardi Gras and WorldPride were separate events, decided to arrive earlier to 鈥渃heck out Mardi Gras.鈥�
鈥淎pparently all the Australians outside of Sydney knew about this,鈥� Zou said.聽
鈥淭hey’re all running away from the city.聽
Fresh Out Of Gay Juices
鈥淣ow they’re all going home checking out of our hotel. But my friends and I are stuck here for one more weekend, for WorldPride.聽
鈥淎nd I don’t know if I have that much pride left in me,鈥� Zou said, voice cracking.
鈥淥h my gosh, after this trip. I don’t know if I鈥檓 going to be gay. I don鈥檛 know if i鈥檒l have any more gay juices left.鈥�
Gay Jesus save me
TikTok users in the comments shared their advice, knowledge, and experiences.
鈥淎fter-party? Mate, you experienced Kick Ons,鈥� one commenter wrote.聽
Another person advised that, 鈥淗ydralyte is the key!!!鈥�
I AM DRY.
鈥淚鈥檓 actually screaming because this is me right now idk how Im surviving,鈥� shared another.
鈥淲elcome to Australia. We know how to party,鈥� another comment read.聽
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